Red State Update: In and Out Like Paris Hilton (not porn)

Jackie's had enough of this damn Paris Hilton nonsense. But where's Dunlap?



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Red State Update: Fred Thompson vs. Jackie Broyles

Is Fred Thompson running for president? Dunlap goes through his closet, pulls out all the skeletons, stacks them, packs them, and also racks them. Plus... Jackie has been doing some soul-searching, and makes a big announcement regarding the 2008 election!

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Salon.com now brings you a new Red State Update every Tuesday. Watch it first at Video Dog.

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Red State Update: Night at the Creation Museum

Jackie and Dunlap on Kentucky's new Creation Museum, the new Billy Graham library, and Murfreesboro's own Bible Park. Plus, a sneak peek at the new Ben Stiller comedy "Night at the Creation Museum".

http://www.redstateupdate.com

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Red State Update: Lindsay Lohan's DUI

Jackie and Dunlap on Lindsay Lohan's latest car accident, how quickly Hollywood Party Whores age, and the Duncan Hunter campaign.

http://www.redstateupdate.com

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Red State Update: Rosie O'Donnell's Last Fight on The View

Jackie and Dunlap discuss Rosie O'Donnell, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and a The Other Half reunion.

shot for The Fizz, airing on The 101 on DirecTV:
http://www.youtube.com/the101ondirectv

http://www.redstateupdate.com

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Red State Update: McCain's Losin' It

Jackie and Dunlap on McCain's missed Senate votes, gas prices, and Don Rickles.

http://www.redstateupdate.com

mccain, missed votes, senate, red state update,don rickles

Red state Update: War Funding Bill

Jackie and Dunlap on the passing of the War Funding Bill, Obama and McCain's dust-up, and Dungeons and Dragons.

http://www.travisandjonathan.com

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hurricane katrina, immigrants, flak jacket, bong

Red State Update: Jackie '08 Campaign Theme Song

Jackie and Dunlap need your advice. They're choosing the Jackie '08 Campaign Theme Song, Movie, TV Show-- the list goes on and on! Actually, they don't need your advice. They got it covered.

http://www.redstateupdate.com

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Red State Update: A Message From Dunlap (Jackie '08)

Dunlap saw Hillary's "A Message From President Clinton", and figured he needed to get his own message out about Jackie '08.

http://www.redstateupdate.com

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Red State Update: Jail For Paris Hilton

Jackie and Dunlap discuss Paris Hilton. Will she or won't she do time? The RSU boys weigh in.

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red state update, paris hilton, dale earnhardt jr., nascar, jail, iraq

5 Minutes of Jackie and Dunlap Eating Fortune Cookies

Jackie and Dunlap eat fortune cookies for five minutes.

Filmed for the Fizz, airing on DirecTV's The 101:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXpH_2...

http://www.redstateupdate.com

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Red State Update: Toastmaster Dunlap

Jackie and Dunlap recite a few of their favorite toasts. Important material for review before any important social gathering or function!

Filmed for the Fizz, airing on DirecTV's The 101:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXpH_2...

http://www.redstateupdate.com

red state update, toastmaster, the fizz

Red State Update: Time's 100 Most Influential People List

Jackie and Dunlap on who they'd add to Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People List.

Filmed for the Fizz, airing on DirecTV's The 101:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXpH_2...

http://www.redstateupdate.com

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Red State Update: Impressions II

Jackie and Dunlap do more impressions-- this time of their daddies!

Filmed for the Fizz, airing on DirecTV's The 101:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXpH_2...

http://www.redstateupdate.com

impressions, red state update, snoopy sno cone maker

Red State Update: George Tenet's Sorry-Ass Book

Jackie and Dunlap on former CIA Chief George Tenet, his new book, and chickens. Plus Dunlap has a new book of his own!

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Red State Update: Scars

Jackie and Dunlap talk about the various scars they have accumulated over the years.

Shot for The Fizz on DirecTV's The 101

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1B5kO37jno

walter reed, scars , red state update, living dead, fizz, direcTV

Red State Update: Trends

Jackie and Dunlap discuss their least favorite trends.
Shot for The Fizz on DirecTv's The 101

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1B5kO

red state update, cussing, fizz,direcTV

Red State Update: Impressions

Jackie and Dunlap do impressions.
Shot for The Fizz on DirecTv's The 101

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1B5kO

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Dumbass Party

Red State Update presents Dumbass Party, the hell-raisin'est, sh*t-kickin'est country party anthem since Skynyrd's plane went down.
Download:

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Red State Update: Don Imus Scandal

Jackie and Dunlap discuss Imus & Sharpton, Rutgers & cowboys, and hos & Hamburglar.

imus, sharpton, rutgers, nappy, hos, hoes, basketball, apology, racial, slurs, red state update, msnbc

Red State Update: 5th Graders Having Sex

Jackie and Dunlap on the Louisiana fifth graders accused of having sex with each other in their classroom.

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Red State Update: Lawyers, Gonz and Mimzy

Jackie and Dunlap on the Justice Department scandal, Alberto Gonzales, and Jesus in the Temple. Plus: The Last Mimzy!

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Red State Update: John Edwards Stays In Race

Jackie and Dunlap on John and Elizabeth Edwards' decision to continue their quest for the White House, plus an update on the Jackie '08 campaign.

john edwards, elizabeth edwards, cancer, 60 minutes, 2008, president, red state update

Red State Update: Are You Sexier Than A 5th Grader?

Jackie and Dunlap on Jeff Foxworthy, Howie Mandel, the new Hustler store in Nashville, and the future of television.
are you smarter than a 5th grader?, jeff foxworthy, deal or no deal, howie mandel, hustler, red state update

Red State Update: Fixin' The Flag

Jackie and Dunlap say thanks to all the viewers who wrote to let us know that their American flag was displayed incorrectly.

http://www.redstateupdate.com
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Red State Update: Sheriff of Mousetown

Jackie and Dunlap on children's literature.

Shot for The Fizz, airing on DirecTV's The 101.

children's books, mouse, town, sheriff, red state update, bullfrog

Red State Update: Featured on YouTube

We'd like to say thank you to the hundreds and hundreds of YouTube editors who featured our video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f45K8Jh1 4-k) over the hundreds and hundreds of other videos they get every month. Also, ladies, if you'd like a hook-up, IM me. That includes any interested YouTube editors.
-Dunlap

Thank you kindly.
-Jackie

http://www.redstateupdate.com
YouTube, beard, red state update

Red State Update: Goat Class

Red State Update:Fizz Promo #2

Red State Update: Fizz Promo #1

Red State Update: Britney Spears

Jackie and Dunlap discuss the sad, familiar story of Britney Spears.

Originally recorded for The Fizz, airing only on DirecTV's The 101.

rehab, britney spears, red state update, k-fed

Red State Update: Anna Nicole's Funeral

Dunlap attempts to Explain the whole Anna Nicole mess to Jackie.

Originally recorded for The Fizz, airing on DirecTV's The 101.

anna nicole, virgie arthur, seidlin, funeral, red state update, howard k. stern, overdose, autopsy

Red State Update: The Candidates' Wives (and Husband)

Jackie Broyles and Dunlap discuss Vilsack's drop-out, the rising price of bumper stickers, and the pros and cons of the candidates' spouses. Plus stick around for a new Jackie '08 commercial.

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Red State Update: Lowering the Drinking Age

Red State Update on "Choose Responsibility", the new movement to lower the legal drinking age from 21 to 18.

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Red State Update: Paparazzi, Vaginas, Etc.

Jackie and Dunlap on the paparazzi and the vaginas. Originally shot for The Fizz, back in the good ol' days when Britney Spears was only showing off one shaved part of her body. The Fizz airs on The 101 on DirecTV.

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Red State Update: Global Warming

Jackie and Dunlap discuss global warming. Originally filmed for The Fizz, airing on The 101, only on DirecTV.

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Red State Update: American Idol

Jackie and Dunlap discuss American Idol and partying with Paula Abdul. Originally shot for The Fizz, airing on The 101, only on DirecTV.



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Civil War Part II

Red State Update presents Civil War Part II, the new music video from Jackie Broyles and Dunlap. Both yankees and normal people can bop along to this toe-tapper!
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Red State Update: Mormon President? Obama Not Black?

Jackie and Dunlap on Barack Obama's official announcement, Mitt Romney's official announcement, and Napoleon Dynamite.
Plus a new announcement from the Jackie Broyles '08 Exploratory Committee.

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barrack, obama, mitt, romney, mormon, richardson, president, 2008, hillary , clinton, red state update

Red State Update: Liberal Oscars 2007

Jackie and Dunlap on the 2007 Liberal Oscars: Brad Pitt's a pussy in Babel, something has snapped in Clint Eastwood's mummy head, and Liberal Hollywood loves movies about the Enemy. But Eddie Murphy in a fat suit? Always funny.

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oscars , academy awards, liberal, letters from iwo jima, dreamgirls, babel, eddie murphy, departed, little miss sunshine, the queen

Red State Update: Who's Running For President Now?

Jackie and Dunlap have a conversation with Hillary, discuss Obama's middle name, and handicap Brownback and Kucinich. Learn what qualifies Joe Biden as an expert in articulateness. And stick around 'til the end for a special announcement from the Jackie Broyles '08 Exploratory Committee!

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Red State Update: What's In Jackie's Fridge/ Spic and Span

It's time to clean out Jackie's disgusting, festering refrigerator. And you know what else it's time for? A song!

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Red State Update's MyState of the Union

Red State Update was one of four finalists chosen in
MySpace's MyState of the Union contest.

MyState of the Union Contest

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In The Studio with Rick Rubin and Ray Stevens

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It ain't a Red State Update, but it does got Ray Stevens in it. I'm glad he's back in the studio!

-Dunlap

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Red State Update: Hanging Saddam Hussein

Jackie and Dunlap discuss the hanging of Saddam Hussein. Also revealed: Red State Update's Wishlist of Celebrity Hangmen! Plus, James Brown, Ossie Davis, and Showtime at the Apollo.

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Red State Update's Who's Gonna Fill Their (Funny) Shoes

Jackie and Dunlap's solemn salute to comedy.

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Red State Update: Gerald Ford Dead

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Jackie and Dunlap on the death of President Gerald Ford, why Republicans make the best Former Presidents, and moments of silence.

Merry Christmas from Jackie and Dunlap

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Another outtake from Jackie & Dunlap on The Fizz. Watch it on DirecTV's The 101.

A Holly Jolly Red State Update

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Another outtake from Jackie & Dunlap on The Fizz. Watch it on DirecTV's The 101.

Yuletide Blessings from Red State Update

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Red State Update: Letters to Jackie Claus

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Red State Update Live Video Blogs the Elections Pt. 5

Even Election Night 2006 Live Video Blogging with Technology Provided by Diebold must come to an end. Thanks for watching and tell your buddies!

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Red State Update Live Video Blogs the Elections Pt. 4

Jackie and Dunlap love to shoot straight and tell it like it is every night, and tonight, November 7, 2006-- Election Night!-- is no exception. Buckle your seatbelts for some tough-hitting insight into the political process!

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Red State Update Live Video Blogs the Elections Pt. 3

Jackie and Dunlap sure are having a great time Live Video Blogging, thanks to Diebold's terrific new Live Video Blogging Technology! Let's lap up some of that heartening homespun wisdom.

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Red State Update Live Video Blogs the Elections Pt. 2

Jackie and Dunlap, via Diebold Live Video Blogging, laugh and learn along with the 2006 Elections.



(plus John Kerry the Liberal Comedian Dummy)

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Red State Update Live Video Blogs the Elections Pt. 1

Jackie and Dunlap unite with Diebold Live Video Blogging technology to keep you up to date with all the latest from the 2006 Elections!

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RSU's in the News! And on the TV!

Red State Update's in the Liberal Media again!

We got mentioned in a article in the Memphis Commercial Appeal about YouTube and the Corker/Ford race here in Tennessee. We always forget that Memphis is in Tennessee. Memphis is part of Tennessee the way the Kurds are part of Iraq-- they do their own thing off to the side cause everybody's a little afraid of 'em. Reporter Bart Sullivan didn't spell our names right, but he did at least get in the part about Dunlap wanting the phone number of the blonde girl in the "Harold, call me!" ad. Thank you kindly, Reporter Bart Sullivan!

(Seriously, if anybody knows that white Playboy girl's name or number or street address, let us know! Dunlap don't mind sloppy seconds.)

And if you got DirecTV, don't forget that Jackie and Dunlap are on The Fizz starting tonight. It's on DirecTV's Channel 101 starting Monday the 6th and playing at 3.30 PM / 7.30 PM /11 PM / 3 PM (all timesEastern). Here's the first few minutes (we ain't in it): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFhFiYIh2wQ

And don't forget to check our YouTube page beginning 5:30 PM Eastern on Tuesday, November 7, for all the Live Election Video Bloggin' from Jackie and Dunlap. We're using the latest live video blogging technology from Diebold, so there should be absolutely no problems. Don't forget to subscribe.

Thanks for watching, and tell your buddies!

Jackie and Dunlap

Red State Update Live Video Blogs the Elections

Check our YouTube page beginning 5:30 PM Eastern on Tuesday, November 7, for all the latest election updates from Jackie and Dunlap.

We'll also be posting here and on www.redstateupdate.com and MySpace, but YouTube'll have 'em fastest. And while you're there, you just go on ahead and subscribe.

Thanks for watching, and tell your buddies!

Red State Update 37: John Kerry Insults Soldiers

Jackie and Dunlap on funnyman John Kerry's hillarious new "Stupid Soldiers" routine.

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Red State Update 36: Harold Ford Jr. Political Ad

Jackie and Dunlap on guys 'n' gals, blacks 'n' whites, and how pornography has made the South a better place.

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Red State Update 35: Michael J. Fox Political Ad

Jackie and Dunlap try to figure out how many babies we need to kill to make Michael J. Fox healthy again.

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Red State Update 34: North Korea Nuke Test

Jackie and Dunlap cast the new M*A*S*H.

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Red State Update 33: Google Buys YouTube

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Jackie and Dunlap on Googlin', YouTubin', and pedophilin'.

Red State Update 32: Hugo Chavez Calls Bush "The Devil"

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Jackie and Dunlap think that name-calling isn't nice, especially from ol' Hog-Head Chavez. Also, why haven't we blown up the UN yet? Plus, Catholics.

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Red State Update 31: Willie Nelson Pot Bust

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Jackie and Dunlap discuss the War on Drugs, Willie Nelson's bust, and Waylon Jennings' foot.

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Red State Update presents More Pathways Towards Recollections: Another 9/11 Remembrance

Jackie and Dunlap remember 9/11, again.

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Red State Update presents Pathways Towards Recollections: A 9/11 Remembrance

Jackie and Dunlap commemorate the five year anniversary of the attacks of September 11, 2001, and the death of the Crocodile Hunter.

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Red State Update 28: Pluto

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Jackie and Dunlap on scientists:
"Fuck scientists."

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Red State Update 27: Liberals Hate JonBenet

Jackie and Dunlap on JonBenet, her new killer, and Muppet Babies.

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Red State Update 26: World Cup Final

Jackie and Dunlap on Italy's victory over France: "Who'd want to watch a sport that Italy and France are the best at?"


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Red State Update #25: Al Gore The Movie

Jackie and Dunlap give two thumbs way down for Al Gore's new movie, "An Inconvenient Truth." They also discuss Gore's time in Murfreesboro teaching at MTSU, and why Jackie doesn't lock the ice cooler in front of his store.

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War! On Neil Young! Pt. IV: The Last Waltz

Jackie and Dunlap receive a surprise visit from Neil Young The Liberal Dummy, who reveals his true reasons for hating George W. Bush. It all started Thanksgiving 1976, backstage at... The LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST WAAAAAAAAALTZ!

Watch: QuickTime iTunes

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War! On Neil Young! Pt. III: Neil Young The Liberal Dummy/Greendale

Jackie and Dunlap's War! On Neil Young continues with special guest Neil Young, The Liberal Dummy! Finally, questions are answered, such as:

Who would Neil Young rather have as President? Is Neil Young high right now?
Was he high when he made Greendale?

Watch: QuickTime iTunes

Remember, CDs don't burn themselves. Jackie and Dunlap need your help! Go buy every single cd by Neil Young you can find, just clean out the stores, hell, if Best Buy doesn't carry 'em, try to find one of those hippie stores that sells used CDs and bongs. Hell, buy Landing On Water if you find it. Buy 'em up and send 'em to:

Red State Update
PO Box 12181
Murfreesboro, TN 37129

When they get a mailbox full, Jackie and Dunlap'll burn 'em up, tape it, and put it on the internet for you to enjoy. Remember, buy a bunch! We don't want no baby fire.

More War! On Neil Young! updates coming soon!



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WAR! On Neil Young Part II: Beer'll Kill A Dog

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Jackie and Dunlap update us on the ongoing War On Neil Young, protesting his protesting of the president and his little girl voice. They also discuss whether a beer will kill a dog, and how Bill Frist came to be known as the Kinsey of Canines.

Do your part in the War! On Neil Young!
Jackie and Dunlap want you to buy every Neil Young CD you can find, just load up on 'em, box sets, whatever, even CSNY's American Dream, and send them to:

Red State Update

PO Box 12181

Murfreesboro, TN 37129

When they get a mailbox full, Jackie and Dunlap will burn 'em up, tape it, and put it on the internet for you to enjoy. More War! On Neil Young! updates coming soon!

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WAR! On Neil Young!

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Neil Young has written a new CD full of Bush bashing venom. First "Southern Man", now "Impeach the President." This is high-pitched aggression against everything Jackie and Dunlap stand for, and it will not stand.

Jackie and Dunlap have declared War! On Neil Young! What can you do to help with the war effort? Buy every Neil Young CD you can find, just load up on 'em, even Arc, and send them to:

Red State Update

PO Box 12181

Murfreesboro, TN 37129

When they get a mailbox full, Jackie and Dunlap will burn 'em up, tape it, and put it on the internet for you to enjoy.

Watch for more War! On Neil Young! updates all week!

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Red State Update 20: March of the Mexicans

Jackie and Dunlap on the new immigration legisation, the Million Mexican March, and what Dunlap does in the shower.

Dunlap on jobs Americans won't do:

"When we need more Mexicans to do our shitty-ass jobs, we'll go to Mexico and get us some more Mexicans."

Jackie on the nationwide protests:

"Half a million Mexicans in the street? Hell, in Los Angeles, that's, like, a Thursday."

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Red State Update 19: Moussaoui Trial

The possible ending of the Zacarias Moussaoui death penalty case prompts Jackie and Dunlap to discuss their distaste for the legal system, what it takes to be considered "cuckoo in the head" by al-Qaida, and the similar management styles of UPS and terrorist organizations.

Watch: QuickTime iTunes

Episode 18: Arabs to Control US Ports

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Arabs taking over America's biggest ports! Bush versus Republicans! The world's gone crazy! Jackie and Dunlap sort it out for you. (It may all be part of the president's secret plan!)

Episode 17: South Dakota Abortion Ban

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Jackie and Dunlap on abortion (partial birth and regular!), women's rights, and Dunlap's lovemaking skills.

Episode 16: Civil War In Iraq

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Jackie and Dunlap on respecting three words: The. Civil. War. Shiites and Sunnis can blow each other up until the ammo runs out, but don't call it civil war. The Civil War means something to some people.

Episode 15: Stories We Missed

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Jackie and Dunlap take a look at some stories that slipped past 'em lately: Bode Miller drunk at the Olympics, Harry Belafonte drunk in Venezuela, and Jimmy Carter drunk at Coretta Scott King's funeral.

Episode 14: Dick Cheney Shoots Hunter

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The Vice President shoots somebody, and the Liberal Media makes a federal case out of it.
Jackie and Dunlap are here to tell you it ain't no big deal: "Getting shot is part of hunting. It's part of it!"

Learn why Jackie is what's known as a "Lucky Hunter," what happened to the Icee man's truck, and why our beloved Vice President Cheney has a heart as big as all outdoors.

Episode 13: Mohammed Cartoon Riots

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Jackie and Dunlap discuss continued protests over the Danish Mohammed cartoons, differences between Christianity and Islam, and Apartment 3-G.

Episode 12: Meet Our Buddy, The Caged Iraqi

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Jackie and Dunlap assess the Iraq situation with noted Iraqi author and scholar Fadhil Rashad, who unfortunately must be kept in a dog cage "for his protection as much as ours." Watch two cultures come together in friendship, unity, and freedom.

Episode 11: "The Book Of Daniel" - Pillpoppers, Jesus, and Snowbird

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Jackie and Dunlap discuss how stations are refusing to air "The Book of Daniel", NBC's new show featuring a pill-popping priest, his gay son, and Jesus!


Watch our exclusive"Book of Daniel" clip!








Plus, the story of Snowbird, Bill Hall, and an historic Tennessee civil rights battle.

They're Talkin Bout Us In The Liberal Media

They talked bout our Brokeback Mountain Update over at Jim Emerson's blog on rogerebert.com. As far as I can tell, Emerson ain't never dated Oprah, so go on and check it out.

Episode 10: God Hates Ariel Sharon, Dick Clark, Coal Miners

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Jackie and Dunlap discuss Pat Robertson's comment that God is punishing Ariel Sharon for dividing Israel by smiting him with a stroke. The boys try to figure out what Dick Clark, West Virginia Coal Miners, and Jackie's wife did to make God so mad.

Is God ready to punish you with a stroke? Watch and find out!

Episode 9: Shimmysham The Liberal Dummy

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Jackie and Dunlap introduce a "different perspective" to the Update: Meet Shimmysham, The Liberal Dummy!

Even wonder what liberals believe? Shimmysham fills you in.

Dunlap: "You like killing babies, Shimmysham?"
Shimmysham: "A little."