Red State Update

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Episode 18: Arabs to Control US Ports

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Arabs taking over America's biggest ports! Bush versus Republicans! The world's gone crazy! Jackie and Dunlap sort it out for you. (It may all be part of the president's secret plan!)

Episode 17: South Dakota Abortion Ban

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Jackie and Dunlap on abortion (partial birth and regular!), women's rights, and Dunlap's lovemaking skills.

Episode 16: Civil War In Iraq

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Jackie and Dunlap on respecting three words: The. Civil. War. Shiites and Sunnis can blow each other up until the ammo runs out, but don't call it civil war. The Civil War means something to some people.

Episode 15: Stories We Missed

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Jackie and Dunlap take a look at some stories that slipped past 'em lately: Bode Miller drunk at the Olympics, Harry Belafonte drunk in Venezuela, and Jimmy Carter drunk at Coretta Scott King's funeral.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Episode 14: Dick Cheney Shoots Hunter

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The Vice President shoots somebody, and the Liberal Media makes a federal case out of it.
Jackie and Dunlap are here to tell you it ain't no big deal: "Getting shot is part of hunting. It's part of it!"

Learn why Jackie is what's known as a "Lucky Hunter," what happened to the Icee man's truck, and why our beloved Vice President Cheney has a heart as big as all outdoors.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Episode 13: Mohammed Cartoon Riots

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Jackie and Dunlap discuss continued protests over the Danish Mohammed cartoons, differences between Christianity and Islam, and Apartment 3-G.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Episode 12: Meet Our Buddy, The Caged Iraqi

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Jackie and Dunlap assess the Iraq situation with noted Iraqi author and scholar Fadhil Rashad, who unfortunately must be kept in a dog cage "for his protection as much as ours." Watch two cultures come together in friendship, unity, and freedom.

Episode 11: "The Book Of Daniel" - Pillpoppers, Jesus, and Snowbird

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Jackie and Dunlap discuss how stations are refusing to air "The Book of Daniel", NBC's new show featuring a pill-popping priest, his gay son, and Jesus!

Watch our exclusive"Book of Daniel" clip!

Plus, the story of Snowbird, Bill Hall, and an historic Tennessee civil rights battle.

Monday, January 09, 2006

They're Talkin Bout Us In The Liberal Media

They talked bout our Brokeback Mountain Update over at Jim Emerson's blog on rogerebert.com. As far as I can tell, Emerson ain't never dated Oprah, so go on and check it out.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Episode 10: God Hates Ariel Sharon, Dick Clark, Coal Miners

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Jackie and Dunlap discuss Pat Robertson's comment that God is punishing Ariel Sharon for dividing Israel by smiting him with a stroke. The boys try to figure out what Dick Clark, West Virginia Coal Miners, and Jackie's wife did to make God so mad.

Is God ready to punish you with a stroke? Watch and find out!

Episode 9: Shimmysham The Liberal Dummy

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Jackie and Dunlap introduce a "different perspective" to the Update: Meet Shimmysham, The Liberal Dummy!

Even wonder what liberals believe? Shimmysham fills you in.

Dunlap: "You like killing babies, Shimmysham?"
Shimmysham: "A little."

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

The Red State Update Christmas Party

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Jackie and Dunlap throw a wild Christmas party, and everyone's invited! Except people who say "Happy Holidays."
Includes the song "(No More) War On Christmas"!

Episode 7: Government Spying on U.S. Citizens

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Jackie and Dunlap discuss the recent disclosure that the U.S. government may have spied on its citizens, the history of espionage during wartime, and phone sex with Asians.

Pictured: Dunlap demonstrates a possible outcome of a Hillary Clinton presidency.

Episode 6: Brokeback Mountain

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Dunlap talks about going to the Jackson 6 and watching King Kong. Jackie talks about going to the Jackson 6 and watching Brokeback Mountain.

Dunlap: "But it's gay!"
Jackie: "It's hard to mess up a western."