Red State Update 28: Pluto

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Jackie and Dunlap on scientists:
"Fuck scientists."

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Red State Update 27: Liberals Hate JonBenet

Jackie and Dunlap on JonBenet, her new killer, and Muppet Babies.

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Red State Update 26: World Cup Final

Jackie and Dunlap on Italy's victory over France: "Who'd want to watch a sport that Italy and France are the best at?"


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Red State Update #25: Al Gore The Movie

Jackie and Dunlap give two thumbs way down for Al Gore's new movie, "An Inconvenient Truth." They also discuss Gore's time in Murfreesboro teaching at MTSU, and why Jackie doesn't lock the ice cooler in front of his store.

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War! On Neil Young! Pt. IV: The Last Waltz

Jackie and Dunlap receive a surprise visit from Neil Young The Liberal Dummy, who reveals his true reasons for hating George W. Bush. It all started Thanksgiving 1976, backstage at... The LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST WAAAAAAAAALTZ!

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War! On Neil Young! Pt. III: Neil Young The Liberal Dummy/Greendale

Jackie and Dunlap's War! On Neil Young continues with special guest Neil Young, The Liberal Dummy! Finally, questions are answered, such as:

Who would Neil Young rather have as President? Is Neil Young high right now?
Was he high when he made Greendale?

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Remember, CDs don't burn themselves. Jackie and Dunlap need your help! Go buy every single cd by Neil Young you can find, just clean out the stores, hell, if Best Buy doesn't carry 'em, try to find one of those hippie stores that sells used CDs and bongs. Hell, buy Landing On Water if you find it. Buy 'em up and send 'em to:

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When they get a mailbox full, Jackie and Dunlap'll burn 'em up, tape it, and put it on the internet for you to enjoy. Remember, buy a bunch! We don't want no baby fire.

More War! On Neil Young! updates coming soon!



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WAR! On Neil Young Part II: Beer'll Kill A Dog

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Jackie and Dunlap update us on the ongoing War On Neil Young, protesting his protesting of the president and his little girl voice. They also discuss whether a beer will kill a dog, and how Bill Frist came to be known as the Kinsey of Canines.

Do your part in the War! On Neil Young!
Jackie and Dunlap want you to buy every Neil Young CD you can find, just load up on 'em, box sets, whatever, even CSNY's American Dream, and send them to:

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PO Box 12181

Murfreesboro, TN 37129

When they get a mailbox full, Jackie and Dunlap will burn 'em up, tape it, and put it on the internet for you to enjoy. More War! On Neil Young! updates coming soon!

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WAR! On Neil Young!

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Neil Young has written a new CD full of Bush bashing venom. First "Southern Man", now "Impeach the President." This is high-pitched aggression against everything Jackie and Dunlap stand for, and it will not stand.

Jackie and Dunlap have declared War! On Neil Young! What can you do to help with the war effort? Buy every Neil Young CD you can find, just load up on 'em, even Arc, and send them to:

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PO Box 12181

Murfreesboro, TN 37129

When they get a mailbox full, Jackie and Dunlap will burn 'em up, tape it, and put it on the internet for you to enjoy.

Watch for more War! On Neil Young! updates all week!

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Red State Update 20: March of the Mexicans

Jackie and Dunlap on the new immigration legisation, the Million Mexican March, and what Dunlap does in the shower.

Dunlap on jobs Americans won't do:

"When we need more Mexicans to do our shitty-ass jobs, we'll go to Mexico and get us some more Mexicans."

Jackie on the nationwide protests:

"Half a million Mexicans in the street? Hell, in Los Angeles, that's, like, a Thursday."

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Red State Update 19: Moussaoui Trial

The possible ending of the Zacarias Moussaoui death penalty case prompts Jackie and Dunlap to discuss their distaste for the legal system, what it takes to be considered "cuckoo in the head" by al-Qaida, and the similar management styles of UPS and terrorist organizations.

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Episode 18: Arabs to Control US Ports

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Arabs taking over America's biggest ports! Bush versus Republicans! The world's gone crazy! Jackie and Dunlap sort it out for you. (It may all be part of the president's secret plan!)

Episode 17: South Dakota Abortion Ban

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Jackie and Dunlap on abortion (partial birth and regular!), women's rights, and Dunlap's lovemaking skills.

Episode 16: Civil War In Iraq

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Jackie and Dunlap on respecting three words: The. Civil. War. Shiites and Sunnis can blow each other up until the ammo runs out, but don't call it civil war. The Civil War means something to some people.

Episode 15: Stories We Missed

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Jackie and Dunlap take a look at some stories that slipped past 'em lately: Bode Miller drunk at the Olympics, Harry Belafonte drunk in Venezuela, and Jimmy Carter drunk at Coretta Scott King's funeral.

Episode 14: Dick Cheney Shoots Hunter

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The Vice President shoots somebody, and the Liberal Media makes a federal case out of it.
Jackie and Dunlap are here to tell you it ain't no big deal: "Getting shot is part of hunting. It's part of it!"

Learn why Jackie is what's known as a "Lucky Hunter," what happened to the Icee man's truck, and why our beloved Vice President Cheney has a heart as big as all outdoors.

Episode 13: Mohammed Cartoon Riots

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Jackie and Dunlap discuss continued protests over the Danish Mohammed cartoons, differences between Christianity and Islam, and Apartment 3-G.

Episode 12: Meet Our Buddy, The Caged Iraqi

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Jackie and Dunlap assess the Iraq situation with noted Iraqi author and scholar Fadhil Rashad, who unfortunately must be kept in a dog cage "for his protection as much as ours." Watch two cultures come together in friendship, unity, and freedom.

Episode 11: "The Book Of Daniel" - Pillpoppers, Jesus, and Snowbird

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Jackie and Dunlap discuss how stations are refusing to air "The Book of Daniel", NBC's new show featuring a pill-popping priest, his gay son, and Jesus!


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Plus, the story of Snowbird, Bill Hall, and an historic Tennessee civil rights battle.

They're Talkin Bout Us In The Liberal Media

They talked bout our Brokeback Mountain Update over at Jim Emerson's blog on rogerebert.com. As far as I can tell, Emerson ain't never dated Oprah, so go on and check it out.

Episode 10: God Hates Ariel Sharon, Dick Clark, Coal Miners

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Jackie and Dunlap discuss Pat Robertson's comment that God is punishing Ariel Sharon for dividing Israel by smiting him with a stroke. The boys try to figure out what Dick Clark, West Virginia Coal Miners, and Jackie's wife did to make God so mad.

Is God ready to punish you with a stroke? Watch and find out!