Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Red State Update: Ron Paul vs. the Loch Ness Monster

Ron Paul is the most popular presidential candidate on the internet, but the Loch Ness Monster is a monster. So who wins? Jackie and Dunlap try to sort it out, and to "get some of them Ron Paul hits."





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Red State Update: Bush Meets Pope



Jackie and Dunlap on Bush and the Pope, what Jesus would wear, and Daddy Bush crying all the time.

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Saturday, June 09, 2007

Red State Update: In and Out Like Paris Hilton (not porn)

Jackie's had enough of this damn Paris Hilton nonsense. But where's Dunlap?



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Monday, June 04, 2007

Red State Update: Fred Thompson vs. Jackie Broyles



Is Fred Thompson running for president? Dunlap goes through his closet, pulls out all the skeletons, stacks them, packs them, and also racks them. Plus... Jackie has been doing some soul-searching, and makes a big announcement regarding the 2008 election!

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Salon.com now brings you a new Red State Update every Tuesday. Watch it first at Video Dog.

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Sunday, June 03, 2007

Red State Update: Night at the Creation Museum

Jackie and Dunlap on Kentucky's new Creation Museum, the new Billy Graham library, and Murfreesboro's own Bible Park. Plus, a sneak peek at the new Ben Stiller comedy "Night at the Creation Museum".

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Red State Update: Lindsay Lohan's DUI

Jackie and Dunlap on Lindsay Lohan's latest car accident, how quickly Hollywood Party Whores age, and the Duncan Hunter campaign.

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Monday, May 28, 2007

Red State Update: Rosie O'Donnell's Last Fight on The View

Jackie and Dunlap discuss Rosie O'Donnell, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and a The Other Half reunion.

shot for The Fizz, airing on The 101 on DirecTV:
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Sunday, May 27, 2007

Red State Update: McCain's Losin' It

Jackie and Dunlap on McCain's missed Senate votes, gas prices, and Don Rickles.

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Red state Update: War Funding Bill

Jackie and Dunlap on the passing of the War Funding Bill, Obama and McCain's dust-up, and Dungeons and Dragons.

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Red State Update: Jackie '08 Campaign Theme Song

Jackie and Dunlap need your advice. They're choosing the Jackie '08 Campaign Theme Song, Movie, TV Show-- the list goes on and on! Actually, they don't need your advice. They got it covered.

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Red State Update: A Message From Dunlap (Jackie '08)

Dunlap saw Hillary's "A Message From President Clinton", and figured he needed to get his own message out about Jackie '08.

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Sunday, May 13, 2007

Red State Update: Jail For Paris Hilton

Jackie and Dunlap discuss Paris Hilton. Will she or won't she do time? The RSU boys weigh in.

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5 Minutes of Jackie and Dunlap Eating Fortune Cookies

Jackie and Dunlap eat fortune cookies for five minutes.

Filmed for the Fizz, airing on DirecTV's The 101:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXpH_2...

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Red State Update: Toastmaster Dunlap

Jackie and Dunlap recite a few of their favorite toasts. Important material for review before any important social gathering or function!

Filmed for the Fizz, airing on DirecTV's The 101:
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Red State Update: Time's 100 Most Influential People List

Jackie and Dunlap on who they'd add to Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People List.

Filmed for the Fizz, airing on DirecTV's The 101:
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Red State Update: Impressions II

Jackie and Dunlap do more impressions-- this time of their daddies!

Filmed for the Fizz, airing on DirecTV's The 101:
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Thursday, May 03, 2007

Red State Update: George Tenet's Sorry-Ass Book

Jackie and Dunlap on former CIA Chief George Tenet, his new book, and chickens. Plus Dunlap has a new book of his own!

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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Red State Update: Scars

Jackie and Dunlap talk about the various scars they have accumulated over the years.

Shot for The Fizz on DirecTV's The 101

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Red State Update: Trends

Jackie and Dunlap discuss their least favorite trends.
Shot for The Fizz on DirecTv's The 101

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Red State Update: Impressions

Jackie and Dunlap do impressions.
Shot for The Fizz on DirecTv's The 101

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Monday, April 23, 2007

Dumbass Party



Red State Update presents Dumbass Party, the hell-raisin'est, sh*t-kickin'est country party anthem since Skynyrd's plane went down.
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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Red State Update: Don Imus Scandal



Jackie and Dunlap discuss Imus & Sharpton, Rutgers & cowboys, and hos & Hamburglar.

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Sunday, April 08, 2007

Red State Update: 5th Graders Having Sex



Jackie and Dunlap on the Louisiana fifth graders accused of having sex with each other in their classroom.

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Monday, March 26, 2007

Red State Update: Lawyers, Gonz and Mimzy

Jackie and Dunlap on the Justice Department scandal, Alberto Gonzales, and Jesus in the Temple. Plus: The Last Mimzy!



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Red State Update: John Edwards Stays In Race

Jackie and Dunlap on John and Elizabeth Edwards' decision to continue their quest for the White House, plus an update on the Jackie '08 campaign.


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Red State Update: Are You Sexier Than A 5th Grader?


Jackie and Dunlap on Jeff Foxworthy, Howie Mandel, the new Hustler store in Nashville, and the future of television.
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Red State Update: Fixin' The Flag


Jackie and Dunlap say thanks to all the viewers who wrote to let us know that their American flag was displayed incorrectly.

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Red State Update: Sheriff of Mousetown



Jackie and Dunlap on children's literature.

Shot for The Fizz, airing on DirecTV's The 101.

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Red State Update: Featured on YouTube


We'd like to say thank you to the hundreds and hundreds of YouTube editors who featured our video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f45K8Jh1 4-k) over the hundreds and hundreds of other videos they get every month. Also, ladies, if you'd like a hook-up, IM me. That includes any interested YouTube editors.
-Dunlap

Thank you kindly.
-Jackie

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Red State Update: Goat Class

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Red State Update: Fizz Promo #1

Red State Update: Britney Spears



Jackie and Dunlap discuss the sad, familiar story of Britney Spears.

Originally recorded for The Fizz, airing only on DirecTV's The 101.

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Red State Update: Anna Nicole's Funeral



Dunlap attempts to Explain the whole Anna Nicole mess to Jackie.

Originally recorded for The Fizz, airing on DirecTV's The 101.

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Sunday, February 25, 2007

Red State Update: The Candidates' Wives (and Husband)

Jackie Broyles and Dunlap discuss Vilsack's drop-out, the rising price of bumper stickers, and the pros and cons of the candidates' spouses. Plus stick around for a new Jackie '08 commercial.



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Red State Update: Lowering the Drinking Age

Red State Update on "Choose Responsibility", the new movement to lower the legal drinking age from 21 to 18.


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Red State Update: Paparazzi, Vaginas, Etc.

Jackie and Dunlap on the paparazzi and the vaginas. Originally shot for The Fizz, back in the good ol' days when Britney Spears was only showing off one shaved part of her body. The Fizz airs on The 101 on DirecTV.



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Red State Update: Global Warming

Jackie and Dunlap discuss global warming. Originally filmed for The Fizz, airing on The 101, only on DirecTV.


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Red State Update: American Idol

Jackie and Dunlap discuss American Idol and partying with Paula Abdul. Originally shot for The Fizz, airing on The 101, only on DirecTV.



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Monday, February 19, 2007

Civil War Part II

Red State Update presents Civil War Part II, the new music video from Jackie Broyles and Dunlap. Both yankees and normal people can bop along to this toe-tapper!
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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Red State Update: Mormon President? Obama Not Black?

Jackie and Dunlap on Barack Obama's official announcement, Mitt Romney's official announcement, and Napoleon Dynamite.
Plus a new announcement from the Jackie Broyles '08 Exploratory Committee.

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Red State Update: Liberal Oscars 2007

Jackie and Dunlap on the 2007 Liberal Oscars: Brad Pitt's a pussy in Babel, something has snapped in Clint Eastwood's mummy head, and Liberal Hollywood loves movies about the Enemy. But Eddie Murphy in a fat suit? Always funny.

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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Red State Update: Who's Running For President Now?

Jackie and Dunlap have a conversation with Hillary, discuss Obama's middle name, and handicap Brownback and Kucinich. Learn what qualifies Joe Biden as an expert in articulateness. And stick around 'til the end for a special announcement from the Jackie Broyles '08 Exploratory Committee!

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Red State Update: What's In Jackie's Fridge/ Spic and Span

It's time to clean out Jackie's disgusting, festering refrigerator. And you know what else it's time for? A song!

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Tuesday, February 06, 2007