Friday, December 29, 2006

Red State Update: Hanging Saddam Hussein

Jackie and Dunlap discuss the hanging of Saddam Hussein. Also revealed: Red State Update's Wishlist of Celebrity Hangmen! Plus, James Brown, Ossie Davis, and Showtime at the Apollo.

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Red State Update's Who's Gonna Fill Their (Funny) Shoes

Jackie and Dunlap's solemn salute to comedy.

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Red State Update: Gerald Ford Dead

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Jackie and Dunlap on the death of President Gerald Ford, why Republicans make the best Former Presidents, and moments of silence.

Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas from Jackie and Dunlap


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Another outtake from Jackie & Dunlap on The Fizz. Watch it on DirecTV's The 101.

A Holly Jolly Red State Update


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Another outtake from Jackie & Dunlap on The Fizz. Watch it on DirecTV's The 101.

Yuletide Blessings from Red State Update


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This is an outtake from Jackie & Dunlap on The Fizz. Watch it on DirecTV's The 101.

Red State Update: Letters to Jackie Claus


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This is an outtake from Jackie & Dunlap on The Fizz. Watch it on DirecTV's The 101.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Red State Update Live Video Blogs the Elections Pt. 5


Even Election Night 2006 Live Video Blogging with Technology Provided by Diebold must come to an end. Thanks for watching and tell your buddies!

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Red State Update Live Video Blogs the Elections Pt. 4


Jackie and Dunlap love to shoot straight and tell it like it is every night, and tonight, November 7, 2006-- Election Night!-- is no exception. Buckle your seatbelts for some tough-hitting insight into the political process!

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Red State Update Live Video Blogs the Elections Pt. 3


Jackie and Dunlap sure are having a great time Live Video Blogging, thanks to Diebold's terrific new Live Video Blogging Technology! Let's lap up some of that heartening homespun wisdom.

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Red State Update Live Video Blogs the Elections Pt. 2


Jackie and Dunlap, via Diebold Live Video Blogging, laugh and learn along with the 2006 Elections.



(plus John Kerry the Liberal Comedian Dummy)

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Red State Update Live Video Blogs the Elections Pt. 1


Jackie and Dunlap unite with Diebold Live Video Blogging technology to keep you up to date with all the latest from the 2006 Elections!

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Monday, November 06, 2006

RSU's in the News! And on the TV!

Red State Update's in the Liberal Media again!

We got mentioned in a article in the Memphis Commercial Appeal about YouTube and the Corker/Ford race here in Tennessee. We always forget that Memphis is in Tennessee. Memphis is part of Tennessee the way the Kurds are part of Iraq-- they do their own thing off to the side cause everybody's a little afraid of 'em. Reporter Bart Sullivan didn't spell our names right, but he did at least get in the part about Dunlap wanting the phone number of the blonde girl in the "Harold, call me!" ad. Thank you kindly, Reporter Bart Sullivan!

(Seriously, if anybody knows that white Playboy girl's name or number or street address, let us know! Dunlap don't mind sloppy seconds.)

And if you got DirecTV, don't forget that Jackie and Dunlap are on The Fizz starting tonight. It's on DirecTV's Channel 101 starting Monday the 6th and playing at 3.30 PM / 7.30 PM /11 PM / 3 PM (all timesEastern). Here's the first few minutes (we ain't in it): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFhFiYIh2wQ

And don't forget to check our YouTube page beginning 5:30 PM Eastern on Tuesday, November 7, for all the Live Election Video Bloggin' from Jackie and Dunlap. We're using the latest live video blogging technology from Diebold, so there should be absolutely no problems. Don't forget to subscribe.

Thanks for watching, and tell your buddies!

Jackie and Dunlap

Red State Update Live Video Blogs the Elections

Check our YouTube page beginning 5:30 PM Eastern on Tuesday, November 7, for all the latest election updates from Jackie and Dunlap.

We'll also be posting here and on www.redstateupdate.com and MySpace, but YouTube'll have 'em fastest. And while you're there, you just go on ahead and subscribe.

Thanks for watching, and tell your buddies!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Red State Update 37: John Kerry Insults Soldiers

Jackie and Dunlap on funnyman John Kerry's hillarious new "Stupid Soldiers" routine.

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Sunday, October 29, 2006

Red State Update 36: Harold Ford Jr. Political Ad


Jackie and Dunlap on guys 'n' gals, blacks 'n' whites, and how pornography has made the South a better place.

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Red State Update 35: Michael J. Fox Political Ad

Jackie and Dunlap try to figure out how many babies we need to kill to make Michael J. Fox healthy again.

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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Red State Update 34: North Korea Nuke Test


Jackie and Dunlap cast the new M*A*S*H.

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Red State Update 33: Google Buys YouTube



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Jackie and Dunlap on Googlin', YouTubin', and pedophilin'.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Red State Update 32: Hugo Chavez Calls Bush "The Devil"

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Jackie and Dunlap think that name-calling isn't nice, especially from ol' Hog-Head Chavez. Also, why haven't we blown up the UN yet? Plus, Catholics.

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Red State Update 31: Willie Nelson Pot Bust

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Jackie and Dunlap discuss the War on Drugs, Willie Nelson's bust, and Waylon Jennings' foot.

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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Red State Update 28: Pluto

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Jackie and Dunlap on scientists:
"Fuck scientists."




Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Red State Update 27: Liberals Hate JonBenet


Jackie and Dunlap on JonBenet, her new killer, and Muppet Babies.

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Monday, July 10, 2006

Red State Update 26: World Cup Final






Jackie and Dunlap on Italy's victory over France: "Who'd want to watch a sport that Italy and France are the best at?"


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Thursday, June 15, 2006

Red State Update #25: Al Gore The Movie

Jackie and Dunlap give two thumbs way down for Al Gore's new movie, "An Inconvenient Truth." They also discuss Gore's time in Murfreesboro teaching at MTSU, and why Jackie doesn't lock the ice cooler in front of his store.

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

War! On Neil Young! Pt. IV: The Last Waltz




Jackie and Dunlap receive a surprise visit from Neil Young The Liberal Dummy, who reveals his true reasons for hating George W. Bush. It all started Thanksgiving 1976, backstage at... The LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST WAAAAAAAAALTZ!

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

War! On Neil Young! Pt. III: Neil Young The Liberal Dummy/Greendale


Jackie and Dunlap's War! On Neil Young continues with special guest Neil Young, The Liberal Dummy! Finally, questions are answered, such as:

Who would Neil Young rather have as President? Is Neil Young high right now?
Was he high when he made Greendale?

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Remember, CDs don't burn themselves. Jackie and Dunlap need your help! Go buy every single cd by Neil Young you can find, just clean out the stores, hell, if Best Buy doesn't carry 'em, try to find one of those hippie stores that sells used CDs and bongs. Hell, buy Landing On Water if you find it. Buy 'em up and send 'em to:

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Murfreesboro, TN 37129

When they get a mailbox full, Jackie and Dunlap'll burn 'em up, tape it, and put it on the internet for you to enjoy. Remember, buy a bunch! We don't want no baby fire.

More War! On Neil Young! updates coming soon!



Monday, April 24, 2006

WAR! On Neil Young Part II: Beer'll Kill A Dog

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Jackie and Dunlap update us on the ongoing War On Neil Young, protesting his protesting of the president and his little girl voice. They also discuss whether a beer will kill a dog, and how Bill Frist came to be known as the Kinsey of Canines.

Do your part in the War! On Neil Young!
Jackie and Dunlap want you to buy every Neil Young CD you can find, just load up on 'em, box sets, whatever, even CSNY's American Dream, and send them to:

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PO Box 12181
Murfreesboro, TN 37129

When they get a mailbox full, Jackie and Dunlap will burn 'em up, tape it, and put it on the internet for you to enjoy. More War! On Neil Young! updates coming soon!







WAR! On Neil Young!

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Neil Young has written a new CD full of Bush bashing venom. First "Southern Man", now "Impeach the President." This is high-pitched aggression against everything Jackie and Dunlap stand for, and it will not stand.

Jackie and Dunlap have declared War! On Neil Young! What can you do to help with the war effort? Buy every Neil Young CD you can find, just load up on 'em, even Arc, and send them to:


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PO Box 12181
Murfreesboro, TN 37129
When they get a mailbox full, Jackie and Dunlap will burn 'em up, tape it, and put it on the internet for you to enjoy.
Watch for more War! On Neil Young! updates all week!





Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Red State Update 20: March of the Mexicans

Jackie and Dunlap on the new immigration legisation, the Million Mexican March, and what Dunlap does in the shower.

Dunlap on jobs Americans won't do:

"When we need more Mexicans to do our shitty-ass jobs, we'll go to Mexico and get us some more Mexicans."

Jackie on the nationwide protests:

"Half a million Mexicans in the street? Hell, in Los Angeles, that's, like, a Thursday."

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Monday, March 13, 2006

Red State Update 19: Moussaoui Trial


The possible ending of the Zacarias Moussaoui death penalty case prompts Jackie and Dunlap to discuss their distaste for the legal system, what it takes to be considered "cuckoo in the head" by al-Qaida, and the similar management styles of UPS and terrorist organizations.

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Sunday, February 26, 2006

Episode 18: Arabs to Control US Ports


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Arabs taking over America's biggest ports! Bush versus Republicans! The world's gone crazy! Jackie and Dunlap sort it out for you. (It may all be part of the president's secret plan!)

Episode 17: South Dakota Abortion Ban


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Jackie and Dunlap on abortion (partial birth and regular!), women's rights, and Dunlap's lovemaking skills.

Episode 16: Civil War In Iraq

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Jackie and Dunlap on respecting three words: The. Civil. War. Shiites and Sunnis can blow each other up until the ammo runs out, but don't call it civil war. The Civil War means something to some people.

Episode 15: Stories We Missed


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Jackie and Dunlap take a look at some stories that slipped past 'em lately: Bode Miller drunk at the Olympics, Harry Belafonte drunk in Venezuela, and Jimmy Carter drunk at Coretta Scott King's funeral.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Episode 14: Dick Cheney Shoots Hunter


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The Vice President shoots somebody, and the Liberal Media makes a federal case out of it.
Jackie and Dunlap are here to tell you it ain't no big deal: "Getting shot is part of hunting. It's part of it!"

Learn why Jackie is what's known as a "Lucky Hunter," what happened to the Icee man's truck, and why our beloved Vice President Cheney has a heart as big as all outdoors.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Episode 13: Mohammed Cartoon Riots

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Jackie and Dunlap discuss continued protests over the Danish Mohammed cartoons, differences between Christianity and Islam, and Apartment 3-G.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Episode 12: Meet Our Buddy, The Caged Iraqi


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Jackie and Dunlap assess the Iraq situation with noted Iraqi author and scholar Fadhil Rashad, who unfortunately must be kept in a dog cage "for his protection as much as ours." Watch two cultures come together in friendship, unity, and freedom.

Episode 11: "The Book Of Daniel" - Pillpoppers, Jesus, and Snowbird


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Jackie and Dunlap discuss how stations are refusing to air "The Book of Daniel", NBC's new show featuring a pill-popping priest, his gay son, and Jesus!


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Plus, the story of Snowbird, Bill Hall, and an historic Tennessee civil rights battle.

Monday, January 09, 2006

They're Talkin Bout Us In The Liberal Media

They talked bout our Brokeback Mountain Update over at Jim Emerson's blog on rogerebert.com. As far as I can tell, Emerson ain't never dated Oprah, so go on and check it out.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Episode 10: God Hates Ariel Sharon, Dick Clark, Coal Miners



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Jackie and Dunlap discuss Pat Robertson's comment that God is punishing Ariel Sharon for dividing Israel by smiting him with a stroke. The boys try to figure out what Dick Clark, West Virginia Coal Miners, and Jackie's wife did to make God so mad.

Is God ready to punish you with a stroke? Watch and find out!

Episode 9: Shimmysham The Liberal Dummy

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Jackie and Dunlap introduce a "different perspective" to the Update: Meet Shimmysham, The Liberal Dummy!

Even wonder what liberals believe? Shimmysham fills you in.

Dunlap: "You like killing babies, Shimmysham?"
Shimmysham: "A little."