Showing posts with label red state update. Show all posts
Showing posts with label red state update. Show all posts

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Republicans Win! Democrats Can Suck It!



In the latest Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap celebrate the Republican victories in New Jersey and Virginia. Plus: Is new New Jersey Governor Chris Christie fat? Does Maine hate Gays? Will the Republicans win in 2010-- or even 2012? Come join the RSU community and give us your opinion over at redstateupdate.com-- that's where all the Red State Update action's at.

2008 Presents Red State Update Live



Hungry for dated John McCain jokes? Sure you are! Join Jackie and Dunlap Live at the Los Angeles UCB Theatre from August, 2008. When they repossessed Dunlap's car, they found this tape in the trunk. They gave it back.

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Ned Beatty Sings


Ned Beatty ain't just Jackie and Dunlap's favorite actor of all time-- he also sings down-home old-time Southern Gospel favorites. Don't believe us? Go give ol' Ned a listen at nedbeattysings.com. Leave him a message on his guestbook an' tell him Jackie and Dunlap sent ya!

Then watch these clips and wonder at how one man could do all these parts and also be good at singin' "Just A Little Talk With Jesus."







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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Halloween Swap and Shop

Jackie finally gets his chance to do a Red State Update Swap And Shop, but will he learn the true meaning of Halloween?



Take a gander at our other spooky Halloween Red State Update videos here. And don't forget to come visit us at redstateupdate.com-- that's where the action's at.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

The Conservative Bible



Is the Bible too liberal? Conservapedia's Andy Schlafly and the Conservative Bible Project think so. They aim to fix it, with or without Jackie and Dunlap's help.



Come on over to http://www.redstateupdate.com. That's where the action is.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Music Used As Torture?



Liberal musicians are mad their music was used at Guantanamo, instead of where it belongs, in car commercials. In the latest Red State Update video, Jackie and Dunlap discuss whether music should ever be used as torture.



Buy the dang Red State Update CD "How Freedom Sounds" at Amazon, iTunes, or Dualtone (you can get some RSU T-shirts cheap from Dualtone, too).

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Drunkest Guy Ever- Red State Update Remix



If everybody else on YouTube is gonna remix this poor plastered Drunkest-Guy-Ever-Goes-For-More-Beer fella, then, by God, we might as well do it too.


Get the mp3 "If I Was You" at Red State Update - How Freedom Sounds - If I Was You (link opens up iTunes on ye) or Amazon. Or buy the whole dang Red State Update CD "How Freedom Sounds" at Amazon, iTunes, or Dualtone (you can get some RSU T-shirts cheap from Dualtone, too).

Red State Update on "The Conscience Of Kansas"


Jackie and Dunlap were guests on Paul Ibbetson's Conscience Of Kansas radio program. Topics included Rush Limbaugh, Balloon Boy, and whether or not Westboro Baptist protested at Flower's funeral on Meerkat Manor.





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Saturday, October 10, 2009

Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize

In the latest Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap weigh in on Obama's surprising Nobel Peace Prize win. Does he deserve it? What Jackie and Dunlap's answer may shock you. If you don't know them at all.



Of course, Jackie and Dunlap didn't like it much better when Al Gore won his Nobel Peace Prize...



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Monday, October 05, 2009

Obama, Olympics, Chicago: UNAMERICAN

We're updatin' this Red State Update blog again, and just in time for us to laugh at Obama's failure to bring the Olympics to Chicago in 2016. Ha ha ha! That was us laughin'. Which do you think Jackie and Dunlap hate more, Obama, the Olympics, or foreigners? The answer may surprise you.



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Friday, December 29, 2006

Red State Update: Hanging Saddam Hussein

Jackie and Dunlap discuss the hanging of Saddam Hussein. Also revealed: Red State Update's Wishlist of Celebrity Hangmen! Plus, James Brown, Ossie Davis, and Showtime at the Apollo.

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Red State Update's Who's Gonna Fill Their (Funny) Shoes

Jackie and Dunlap's solemn salute to comedy.

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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Red State Update: Gerald Ford Dead

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Jackie and Dunlap on the death of President Gerald Ford, why Republicans make the best Former Presidents, and moments of silence.

Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas from Jackie and Dunlap


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Another outtake from Jackie & Dunlap on The Fizz. Watch it on DirecTV's The 101.

A Holly Jolly Red State Update


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Another outtake from Jackie & Dunlap on The Fizz. Watch it on DirecTV's The 101.

Yuletide Blessings from Red State Update


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This is an outtake from Jackie & Dunlap on The Fizz. Watch it on DirecTV's The 101.

Red State Update: Letters to Jackie Claus


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This is an outtake from Jackie & Dunlap on The Fizz. Watch it on DirecTV's The 101.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Red State Update Live Video Blogs the Elections Pt. 5


Even Election Night 2006 Live Video Blogging with Technology Provided by Diebold must come to an end. Thanks for watching and tell your buddies!

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Red State Update Live Video Blogs the Elections Pt. 4


Jackie and Dunlap love to shoot straight and tell it like it is every night, and tonight, November 7, 2006-- Election Night!-- is no exception. Buckle your seatbelts for some tough-hitting insight into the political process!

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Red State Update Live Video Blogs the Elections Pt. 3


Jackie and Dunlap sure are having a great time Live Video Blogging, thanks to Diebold's terrific new Live Video Blogging Technology! Let's lap up some of that heartening homespun wisdom.

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