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Obama, Olympics, Chicago: UNAMERICAN

We're updatin' this Red State Update blog again, and just in time for us to laugh at Obama's failure to bring the Olympics to Chicago in 2016. Ha ha ha! That was us laughin'. Which do you think Jackie and Dunlap hate more, Obama, the Olympics, or foreigners? The answer may surprise you.



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Red State Update: Ron Paul vs. the Loch Ness Monster

Ron Paul is the most popular presidential candidate on the internet, but the Loch Ness Monster is a monster. So who wins? Jackie and Dunlap try to sort it out, and to "get some of them Ron Paul hits."





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ron paul, loch ness monster, nessie, libertarian, red state update, youtube

Red State Update: Bush Meets Pope

Jackie and Dunlap on Bush and the Pope, what Jesus would wear, and Daddy Bush crying all the time.

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bush, vatican, pope, catholics, red state update, youtube

Red State Update: In and Out Like Paris Hilton (not porn)

Jackie's had enough of this damn Paris Hilton nonsense. But where's Dunlap?



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paris hilton, jail , judge, red state update, DUI

Red State Update: Fred Thompson vs. Jackie Broyles

Is Fred Thompson running for president? Dunlap goes through his closet, pulls out all the skeletons, stacks them, packs them, and also racks them. Plus... Jackie has been doing some soul-searching, and makes a big announcement regarding the 2008 election!

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Salon.com now brings you a new Red State Update every Tuesday. Watch it first at Video Dog.

fred thompson, president, 2008, red state update, salon.com, john edwards

Red State Update: Night at the Creation Museum

Jackie and Dunlap on Kentucky's new Creation Museum, the new Billy Graham library, and Murfreesboro's own Bible Park. Plus, a sneak peek at the new Ben Stiller comedy "Night at the Creation Museum".

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creation museum, evolution, creationism, science, christianity , red state update, billy graham, bible park, murfreesboro, atheism, night at the museum, chik-fil-a, answers in genesis

Red State Update: Lindsay Lohan's DUI

Jackie and Dunlap on Lindsay Lohan's latest car accident, how quickly Hollywood Party Whores age, and the Duncan Hunter campaign.

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lindsay lohan, DUI, cocaine, duncan hunter, garry marshall, red state update

Red State Update: Rosie O'Donnell's Last Fight on The View

Jackie and Dunlap discuss Rosie O'Donnell, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and a The Other Half reunion.

shot for The Fizz, airing on The 101 on DirecTV:
http://www.youtube.com/the101ondirectv

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rosie o'donnell, elisabeth hassellbeck, the view, catfight, the other half, red state update

Red State Update: McCain's Losin' It

Jackie and Dunlap on McCain's missed Senate votes, gas prices, and Don Rickles.

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mccain, missed votes, senate, red state update,don rickles

Red state Update: War Funding Bill

Jackie and Dunlap on the passing of the War Funding Bill, Obama and McCain's dust-up, and Dungeons and Dragons.

http://www.travisandjonathan.com

war funding bill, mccain, senate, obama, bush, red state update, iraq
hurricane katrina, immigrants, flak jacket, bong

Red State Update: Jackie '08 Campaign Theme Song

Jackie and Dunlap need your advice. They're choosing the Jackie '08 Campaign Theme Song, Movie, TV Show-- the list goes on and on! Actually, they don't need your advice. They got it covered.

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jackie '08, hillary clinton, fred thompson, 2008, theme song, red state update

Red State Update: A Message From Dunlap (Jackie '08)

Dunlap saw Hillary's "A Message From President Clinton", and figured he needed to get his own message out about Jackie '08.

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jackie '08, hillary clinton, bill clinton, obama, red state update

Red State Update: Jail For Paris Hilton

Jackie and Dunlap discuss Paris Hilton. Will she or won't she do time? The RSU boys weigh in.

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red state update, paris hilton, dale earnhardt jr., nascar, jail, iraq

5 Minutes of Jackie and Dunlap Eating Fortune Cookies

Jackie and Dunlap eat fortune cookies for five minutes.

Filmed for the Fizz, airing on DirecTV's The 101:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXpH_2...

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red state update, fortune cookies, the fizz

Red State Update: Toastmaster Dunlap

Jackie and Dunlap recite a few of their favorite toasts. Important material for review before any important social gathering or function!

Filmed for the Fizz, airing on DirecTV's The 101:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXpH_2...

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red state update, toastmaster, the fizz

Red State Update: Time's 100 Most Influential People List

Jackie and Dunlap on who they'd add to Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People List.

Filmed for the Fizz, airing on DirecTV's The 101:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXpH_2...

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time, 100 most inflential people, randy travis, david hasselhoff, black dog, red state update

Red State Update: Impressions II

Jackie and Dunlap do more impressions-- this time of their daddies!

Filmed for the Fizz, airing on DirecTV's The 101:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXpH_2...

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impressions, red state update, snoopy sno cone maker

Red State Update: George Tenet's Sorry-Ass Book

Jackie and Dunlap on former CIA Chief George Tenet, his new book, and chickens. Plus Dunlap has a new book of his own!

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george tenet, slam dunk, torture, iraq, bush , at the center of the storm, CIA, 9/11, chickens, red state update

Red State Update: Scars

Jackie and Dunlap talk about the various scars they have accumulated over the years.

Shot for The Fizz on DirecTV's The 101

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1B5kO37jno

walter reed, scars , red state update, living dead, fizz, direcTV