Jackie and Dunlap discuss the hanging of Saddam Hussein. Also revealed: Red State Update's Wishlist of Celebrity Hangmen! Plus, James Brown, Ossie Davis, and Showtime at the Apollo.
Jackie and Dunlap unite with Diebold Live Video Blogging technology to keep you up to date with all the latest from the 2006 Elections!
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Red State Update's in the Liberal Media again!
We got mentioned in a article in the Memphis Commercial Appeal about YouTube and the Corker/Ford race here in Tennessee. We always forget that Memphis is in Tennessee. Memphis is part of Tennessee the way the Kurds are part of Iraq-- they do their own thing off to the side cause everybody's a little afraid of 'em. Reporter Bart Sullivan didn't spell our names right, but he did at least get in the part about Dunlap wanting the phone number of the blonde girl in the "Harold, call me!" ad. Thank you kindly, Reporter Bart Sullivan!
(Seriously, if anybody knows that white Playboy girl's name or number or street address, let us know! Dunlap don't mind sloppy seconds.)
And if you got DirecTV, don't forget that Jackie and Dunlap are on The Fizz starting tonight. It's on DirecTV's Channel 101 starting Monday the 6th and playing at 3.30 PM / 7.30 PM /11 PM / 3 PM (all timesEastern). Here's the first few minutes (we ain't in it): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFhFiYIh2wQ
And don't forget to check our YouTube page beginning 5:30 PM Eastern on Tuesday, November 7, for all the Live Election Video Bloggin' from Jackie and Dunlap. We're using the latest live video blogging technology from Diebold, so there should be absolutely no problems. Don't forget to subscribe.
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Jackie and Dunlap on funnyman John Kerry's hillarious new "Stupid Soldiers" routine.
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Jackie and Dunlap on guys 'n' gals, blacks 'n' whites, and how pornography has made the South a better place.
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Jackie and Dunlap try to figure out how many babies we need to kill to make Michael J. Fox healthy again.
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Jackie and Dunlap think that name-calling isn't nice, especially from ol' Hog-Head Chavez. Also, why haven't we blown up the UN yet? Plus, Catholics.
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Jackie and Dunlap discuss the War on Drugs, Willie Nelson's bust, and Waylon Jennings' foot.
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Jackie and Dunlap commemorate the five year anniversary of the attacks of September 11, 2001, and the death of the Crocodile Hunter.
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Jackie and Dunlap on JonBenet, her new killer, and Muppet Babies.
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Jackie and Dunlap give two thumbs way down for Al Gore's new movie, "An Inconvenient Truth." They also discuss Gore's time in Murfreesboro teaching at MTSU, and why Jackie doesn't lock the ice cooler in front of his store.
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Jackie and Dunlap receive a surprise visit from Neil Young The Liberal Dummy, who reveals his true reasons for hating George W. Bush. It all started Thanksgiving 1976, backstage at... The LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST WAAAAAAAAALTZ!
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Jackie and Dunlap's War! On Neil Young continues with special guest Neil Young, The Liberal Dummy! Finally, questions are answered, such as:
Who would Neil Young rather have as President? Is Neil Young high right now?
Was he high when he made Greendale?
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Remember, CDs don't burn themselves. Jackie and Dunlap need your help! Go buy every single cd by Neil Young you can find, just clean out the stores, hell, if Best Buy doesn't carry 'em, try to find one of those hippie stores that sells used CDs and bongs. Hell, buy Landing On Water if you find it. Buy 'em up and send 'em to:
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When they get a mailbox full, Jackie and Dunlap'll burn 'em up, tape it, and put it on the internet for you to enjoy. Remember, buy a bunch! We don't want no baby fire.
More War! On Neil Young! updates coming soon!
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Jackie and Dunlap update us on the ongoing War On Neil Young, protesting his protesting of the president and his little girl voice. They also discuss whether a beer will kill a dog, and how Bill Frist came to be known as the Kinsey of Canines.
Do your part in the War! On Neil Young!
Jackie and Dunlap want you to buy every Neil Young CD you can find, just load up on 'em, box sets, whatever, even CSNY's American Dream, and send them to:
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Neil Young has written a new CD full of Bush bashing venom. First "Southern Man", now "Impeach the President." This is high-pitched aggression against everything Jackie and Dunlap stand for, and it will not stand.
Jackie and Dunlap have declared War! On Neil Young! What can you do to help with the war effort? Buy every Neil Young CD you can find, just load up on 'em, even Arc, and send them to:
Jackie and Dunlap on the new immigration legisation, the Million Mexican March, and what Dunlap does in the shower.
Dunlap on jobs Americans won't do:
"When we need more Mexicans to do our shitty-ass jobs, we'll go to Mexico and get us some more Mexicans."
Jackie on the nationwide protests:
"Half a million Mexicans in the street? Hell, in Los Angeles, that's, like, a Thursday."
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Jackie and Dunlap on respecting three words: The. Civil. War. Shiites and Sunnis can blow each other up until the ammo runs out, but don't call it civil war. The Civil War means something to some people.
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The Vice President shoots somebody, and the Liberal Media makes a federal case out of it.
Jackie and Dunlap are here to tell you it ain't no big deal: "Getting shot is part of hunting. It's part of it!"
Learn why Jackie is what's known as a "Lucky Hunter," what happened to the Icee man's truck, and why our beloved Vice President Cheney has a heart as big as all outdoors.
They talked bout our Brokeback Mountain Update over at Jim Emerson's blog on rogerebert.com. As far as I can tell, Emerson ain't never dated Oprah, so go on and check it out.
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Jackie and Dunlap discuss Pat Robertson's comment that God is punishing Ariel Sharon for dividing Israel by smiting him with a stroke. The boys try to figure out what Dick Clark, West Virginia Coal Miners, and Jackie's wife did to make God so mad.
Is God ready to punish you with a stroke? Watch and find out!
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